Boris

Aaah! Sacred Cross of Odin. Save me from the evils of my flesh and from eternal damnation.

I received message from prelate of Cathedral of Saint Stanilslav in Saint Petersburg. Very holy and ancient Cross of Odin, blessed by martyr Lyubia Petrovna Illich on her death bed in 1571, was stolen from Altar of Martyrs just two days after holy-day of Epiphany.

Ah such pain and sorrow I felt on hearing this diabolical news. Of course, I at once called my good wife Yulia Gregovna and all Orthodox believers of Melbourne to pray for its safe return.

Then there was unexpected news - Prelate Piotr Gogolvitch rang me to tell me parishioner confessed to him he had heard sacred Cross of Odin was stolen by pagans and sent to Melbourne.

But why Melbourne? I told him Melbourne was indeed a pagan city and I would not stop until I had found sacred cross and returned it to Cathedral of Saint Stanilslav.